Gang Bang Sauvingnon – Part 2

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Dena on Anderson Cooper

Casual Jimmy Quotes: Weddings

Every so often my husband Jimmy kicks out a one-liner that just makes me want to kill him…..enjoy.

Friends of ours, who just got married, were talking about the cost of their wedding. Jimmy casually chimes in with…“Weddings are the biggest waste of time and money”.

This year we celebrated our 13^th Biggest Waste of Time and Money Anniversary. I’m a lucky gal.

Dear Lady at Church who always dresses nice,

Thank you for coming to Church dressed so nicely.

I have to be honest though….you make me feel bad about myself.

Can you not iron your shirt one week? Or maybe have your husband wear conflicting stripes/patterns?

For the good of mankind and moms everywhere…..

Sincerely,

Dena Blizzard

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