Whatever Wednesday: “WTF” Math

My daughter is not doing well in Math. That’s obviously nothing to joke about but when she fails the math test and this question is one of the only questions…

“Fourteen”

My daughter was doing her math homework and asked me “does six plus eight equal twelve?” I said, “No, try again”. She started to whimper and said, “Does six plus…

Shelbows

My son Dean takes his bath at night now so when I tucked him in the other night I asked him if he had put his deodorant on. He is…

Dear Kohl’s: Dressing Room

Dear Kohl’s, I went into a dressing room the other day to try on clothes with my daughter. I did use one of those handicap dressing rooms but only because…

Kahlua and Lactaid

I’m not proud of this but this is my story….. I’ve been working a lot lately so when I got home Friday night I spent whatever energy I had left…

Dear Toilet Paper People

Dear Toilet Paper Company, Please stop marketing your toilet paper with words like “24 double rolls” or “48 single rolls”. When I’m buying toilet paper I don’t want to do…

What is a predicate?

This year, I am officially dumb. I know, now, that I never have to be on “Are you smarter than a Fifth Grade”…because I’m not. If that show was called…