Happy Labor Day!!!

fireworksSummer is officially over today! It’s labor day and in 14 hours all will be right with the world again. My kids started school last week but they were only half days…which is like “mom fake-out”, they are only gone a few hours. So tomorrow it begins. Buses will come, children will go and mom’s will begin showering regularly again. Like all good moms preparing for a new school year I bought my kids new sneakers and brand new backpacks. I changed all the sheets and figured out lunch money. Now…… I’m my way to Myrtle Beach, SC for a week long gig at the Comedy Cabana. That’s right…I’m outta here, bitches!! I have spent all summer with my kids and my niece and nephew. That’s 5 kids EVERY DAY for 76 days (I counted). I have no remorse. I have covered every book in plastic laminate and all the laundry is done. I’ve paid my dues. Good luck suckas…(and by “suckas” I mean my husband Jimmy. And I mean that in the nicest way possible). See ya on Sunday.