Dear Kohl’s: Dressing Room

Kohls-LogoDear Kohl’s, I went into a dressing room the other day to try on clothes with my daughter. I did use one of those handicap dressing rooms but only because it’s so darn roomy. I know that was wrong but everybody does it…. A few minutes into finding every outfit I’ve ever wanted, a woman knocked on the door and said I was “in her dressing room”. I thought she was kidding but after a little investigation it turns out she was just crazy. At first, I felt horrible because I thought she was handicapped and that I had finally been caught in my “dressing room crime” of hoarding the big rooms. It turns out she was mad because she was also a dressing room hoarder. I guess she thought that not only could she use this room but that if she left her car keys on the bench that would automatically made it her dressing room for the day. My daughter was ready to relinquish the room without a fight but I told her to sit down, watch and learn. There are rules to stealing the handicap room and this lady wasn’t going to win, not without a bum leg or one of those electric scooters. I know she was crazy but after a few choice words through the dressing room door I finally opened the door to hand over her car keys. You would think that’s when she would really let me have it….but when I opened the door she simply said “ooooh, I love your outfit” and we parted ways. I blame you for this Kohl’s. Maybe consider bigger dressing rooms so women don’t have to fight over the handicap dressing rooms. If you are, however, considering “assigning” dressing rooms. I would like one. Maybe “crazy” was on to something. I love Kohl’s and if you could make a star sign with my name on it that I could hang outside the door when I’m trying on clothes…that would be great. Sincerely, Dena Blizzard Consumer- MVC (most valuable customer)