Turd In Her Pocket………..

My sister e-mailed me today. Normal chat. She told me how her kids were doing. They are five and two. She wrote about when she’s coming to visit again and…

Looking For Serenity….

I’m lying in bed. Kids are asleep. Jim passed out hours ago. The lights are out. Dogs did their last pee and doors are all shut and locked. I have…

Happiness………..

The other night I came home late from my show in Atlantic City and the house was dark. Everyone was asleep. I opened the door and like a little school…

Movie Night With Daddy

While I was working last week in Atlantic City, my husband, Jimmy, had a movie marathon with the kids every night. On New Year’s Eve, I came home and my…

End of the Year Thoughts….

I’m so tired right now. Working a lot…the kids out of school…not a great combination. I thought I would write a poignant review of the things I’ve learned over the…

“The Christmas Thinker”

I don’t know one woman who isn’t feeling slightly ill on Christmas Eve. Staying up late buying, wrapping and labeling gifts or making side dishes for the many Christmas parties…

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever!

The school Christmas pageant is pure Christmas genius. How can you not love it? A bunch of stressed out parents jammed into an auditorium, and 24 different costume interpretations of…

“Husband tired”

Dear Diary, How many times do I have to listen to my husband tell me how tired he is after a crazy night of watching poker and playing “call of…

I’m a star!!

I love show business. Just when you think you’ve made it….you see this.