Shelbows

My son Dean takes his bath at night now so when I tucked him in the other night I asked him if he had put his deodorant on. He is…

Dear Kohl’s: Dressing Room

Dear Kohl’s, I went into a dressing room the other day to try on clothes with my daughter. I did use one of those handicap dressing rooms but only because…

Kahlua and Lactaid

I’m not proud of this but this is my story….. I’ve been working a lot lately so when I got home Friday night I spent whatever energy I had left…

Dear Toilet Paper People

Dear Toilet Paper Company, Please stop marketing your toilet paper with words like “24 double rolls” or “48 single rolls”. When I’m buying toilet paper I don’t want to do…

What is a predicate?

This year, I am officially dumb. I know, now, that I never have to be on “Are you smarter than a Fifth Grade”…because I’m not. If that show was called…

Dear Marshall’s and TJ Maxx

Dear Marshalls and TJ Maxx, Thank you for being you. I mean, you’re both kind of the same store. (I guess I’m not supposed to acknowledge that….but you’re both great)…

Talk to your kids about drugs

Recently, I’ve had to talk to my kids, more indepth, about drugs. There is a kid in our neighborhood walking by our house high on drugs and I wanted to…

How many times…?

How many times do I have to ask my kids to go to bed before I can officially lose my shit? Is it two?…three?….five? It’s got to be five. The…

Dear Macy’s….

Dear Macy’s , Your coupons suck. Who are you kidding? Thirty percent off everything in the store!! Excluding….well, EVERYTHING….. I’d actually want to buy?! I’m tired of your games. Get…