Dear Toilet Paper People

Dear Toilet Paper Company, Please stop marketing your toilet paper with words like “24 double rolls” or “48 single rolls”. When I’m buying toilet paper I don’t want to do…

What is a predicate?

This year, I am officially dumb. I know, now, that I never have to be on “Are you smarter than a Fifth Grade”…because I’m not. If that show was called…

Dear Marshall’s and TJ Maxx

Dear Marshalls and TJ Maxx, Thank you for being you. I mean, you’re both kind of the same store. (I guess I’m not supposed to acknowledge that….but you’re both great)…

Talk to your kids about drugs

Recently, I’ve had to talk to my kids, more indepth, about drugs. There is a kid in our neighborhood walking by our house high on drugs and I wanted to…

How many times…?

How many times do I have to ask my kids to go to bed before I can officially lose my shit? Is it two?…three?….five? It’s got to be five. The…

Dear Macy’s….

Dear Macy’s , Your coupons suck. Who are you kidding? Thirty percent off everything in the store!! Excluding….well, EVERYTHING….. I’d actually want to buy?! I’m tired of your games. Get…

This is for charity

My daughter chopped off her hair a few years ago so she is not allowed to use scissors without asking an adult. I was busy cleaning up when she came…

“Whatever” Day

Why is it that between the ages of ten and fifty we care so much about what we look like? We get up early every day to shower, do our…

2011 New Year’s Resolution

Okay, so I’m am 31 days past due on my New Years resolution which was to start blogging everyday (or close to it). After I get done all the laundry,…

Me and my jiggle..

Tucking the girls into bed should be a warm, loving mommy experience…that is, until the little brats ruin it! I was tucking my daughter, Brooke, into bed when her sister,…

Puberty and electronic equipment

I love watching my 11 year old niece growing up. Maybe because it brings back so many memories about my own adolescence and puberty. Her stories, however, always seem so…