Why does it seem like when I go away for a week it takes me two weeks to catch up? My calendar still says “January” and it will until next…

Thanks to the Miss America Pageant and Rush Limbaugh you have seen my face on TMZ, TMZ.com and The Jimmy Kimmel Show this week. Here is how it went down……

I rarely do “sequel” posts but I thought that “Turd In Her Pocket” left too many people hanging. Turns out the story was completely plausible. Just as I thought. But…

My sister e-mailed me today. Normal chat. She told me how her kids were doing. They are five and two. She wrote about when she’s coming to visit again and…

I’m lying in bed. Kids are asleep. Jim passed out hours ago. The lights are out. Dogs did their last pee and doors are all shut and locked. I have…

The other night I came home late from my show in Atlantic City and the house was dark. Everyone was asleep. I opened the door and like a little school…

While I was working last week in Atlantic City, my husband, Jimmy, had a movie marathon with the kids every night. On New Year’s Eve, I came home and my…

We made it into the New Year and all those resolutions are beginning. I didn’t eat the five brownies I wanted to eat…I only ate three. My husband and I…

I’m so tired right now. Working a lot…the kids out of school…not a great combination. I thought I would write a poignant review of the things I’ve learned over the…

I don’t know one woman who isn’t feeling slightly ill on Christmas Eve. Staying up late buying, wrapping and labeling gifts or making side dishes for the many Christmas parties…