Every so often my husband Jimmy kicks out a one-liner that just makes me want to kill him…..enjoy. Friends of ours, who just got married, were talking about the cost…

Thank you for coming to Church dressed so nicely. I have to be honest though….you make me feel bad about myself. Can you not iron your shirt one week? Or…

My daughter is not doing well in Math. That’s obviously nothing to joke about but when she fails the math test and this question is one of the only questions…

My daughter was doing her math homework and asked me “does six plus eight equal twelve?” I said, “No, try again”. She started to whimper and said, “Does six plus…

Instead of screaming at each other through the door my daughters decided to write their fight out on paper.  I think it’s best to fight this way, especially when english…

My son Dean takes his bath at night now so when I tucked him in the other night I asked him if he had put his deodorant on. He is…

Today’s “One Funny Mother” Friday is Kathleen from NJ. Thanks for sending this pic. Oh…the joys of Christmas. I’m not sure what’s more disturbing the kid screaming or the look…

Dear Kohl’s, I went into a dressing room the other day to try on clothes with my daughter. I did use one of those handicap dressing rooms but only because…

I asked my dad to pick up the kids from school the other day. He was so proud of himself when he dropped the two of them off at the…

I’m not proud of this but this is my story….. I’ve been working a lot lately so when I got home Friday night I spent whatever energy I had left…

Dear Toilet Paper Company, Please stop marketing your toilet paper with words like “24 double rolls” or “48 single rolls”. When I’m buying toilet paper I don’t want to do…

This year, I am officially dumb. I know, now, that I never have to be on “Are you smarter than a Fifth Grade”…because I’m not. If that show was called…